D&D Poems

The geek-E-ness of me can no longer be contained.


Balls of Bat Guano I use for my Castings
Down from the hall comes a lone fireball crashing
Burning inferno all around my head
In just 2 seconds I think I'll be dead.....

** It helps if you think of the Sound of Music,
specifically the tune *A few of my favorite things.....

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High on a hill lived a lonely Sorceror
Lay-Dee
Yoda-Lay-Dee
Yoda-Lay-He-Who
Maiden on the floor, ravaged from the horror
Lay-Dee
O-Dee-Lay-Dee
O-Dee-Loo
Pentagrams drawn, keep the sorceror warded
Lay-Dee
Yoda-Lay-Dee
Yoda-Lay-He-Who
Ritual Complete, Sacrifice Aborted
Lay-Dee
O-Dee-Lay-Dee
O-Dee-Loo

Bet u cant guess which tune this is set to???